Bozo criminal for today violated Bozo Rule Number 13459: Before pulling a stick-up, make sure the person you’re robbing isn’t your former girlfriend. From the International File in Obermillstadt, Austria comes the story of an unidentified bozo who donned a mask and held up a bank. And, of all the rotten luck, the teller turned out to be an ex-girlfriend who recognized him by his baby blue eyes, showing through the mask. She ID’ed him to the cops and gave them his home address. He’s under arrest.