Thanks to several Bozo News Hawks for sending in this one from the International File in Tokyo, Japan, where an unidentified bozo hired a hit man to kill her lover’s wife. She paid him 15 million yen to do the job and when the woman turned up alive our bozo was understandably upset. So upset that she called the cops to complain that the hit man she hired didn’t get the job done. Bad idea. Both she and the would-be hit man are now under arrest.