Bozo criminal for today comes from Knoxville, Tennessee where bozo Vincent Harper was a little drunk. Whole lot drunk, actually, and when his wife wouldn’t let him drive the car, he found the closest available transportation–a city garbage truck. Sanitation workers were loading trash into the vehicle when our bozo hopped in and drove away. All of this exertion must have tired our bozo out, because officers found him asleep behind the wheel in a parking lot about 20 minutes later.