A Fork Would Have Done Even More Damage
Bozo criminal for today comes from Monroe, Louisiana, where the cops were called to a residence on a report of domestic battery. Upon arrival, the cops found our victim, the wife, with food splattered on her and a lump on the back of her head. She testified that her husband of 34 years, the bozo, had thrown the food and a metal spoon during an argument with the spoon causing the lump on her head. Pretty simple case. Our bozo was being read his rights and handcuffed when he offered up the Bozo Excuse of the Week. He stated that, in Louisiana, it was not illegal to throw food items at your wife. Excuse denied. Busted! And sent to jail on charges of domestic abuse battery.